leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

thesphinxenthusiast:

The made-up publications from Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums

unabating:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

i would fuck this dude so much like forreal

teddy-bear-in-a-top-hat:

At this point, I’m basically just running around looking for more signs.

captcreate:

leplastiquedick:

ladyluna13:

coochietickler:

when she suck ya soul out through ya dick

Lmaoooo SON



Jesus

captcreate:

leplastiquedick:

ladyluna13:

coochietickler:

when she suck ya soul out through ya dick

Lmaoooo SON

Jesus
xombiedirge:

Fantasy Time VII - Adventure Children by Mike Vasquez & Joe Hogan

xombiedirge:

Fantasy Time VII - Adventure Children by Mike Vasquez & Joe Hogan